Curse You Plastic Moldsman!

Been a while without an update. So here it goes:

I just started playing guitar. I don't really know why, sounded like it'd be fun. I was inspired by the movie School of Rock haha! So I went out and bought a Martin DM Dreadnought and started teaching myself. It's really fun, but I can't play any songs yet :)

Go see DaVinci Code! It's really good (despite what critics say). Go see it!

And while you're at the cinemas, go see Over the Hedge. Best non-Pixar-non-Shrek CGI movie so far! It was really entertaining! Plus, it's like 95% free of pop-culture jokes! It's all just universal gags and funny characters. Dreamworks is finally starting to get it!

Wanna see something hillarious???

Go to this page for Mel Gibson's new movie Apocalypto:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/touchstone/apocalypto/large.html

When it gets to the part with the screaming monkey, about 2/3 thrugh, pause it and use the buttons in the lower right to reverse back frame by frame. I couldn't believe it.








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TGIF: Did you know....

Full House: Did you know....

1) Joey isn't allowed to answer the phone.

2) Before he moved into the basement, he owned a mannequin that he dressed up every day in the same outfit he was wearing. Why? Because he isn't allowed to own a mirror.

3) Why was Joey there? He actually ran over Mrs. Tanner and the judge ordered him to replace her as mom. Since he was mentally retarted, he couldn't go to prison. You see, he cant answer the phone because he's not only retarded, but not even related to the family, and that would seem sketchy

4) Whatever happened to Stephanie's little African American kindergarden friend? Joey ran him over too.

5) All of Stephanie's ethnic friends eventually vanished. Why? Joey is too stupid to understand skin color. It makes him nervous. And he gets stabby when he's nervous.

6) You can make a great drinking game out of Full House. Everytime someone gets into a fix, you take a shot. Everyime the whole family gathers around to poke their nose in someone's business like a mob, you take two shots. Every time they do something stupid with comet, 3 shots! and every time danny tries to dance, well, you just cry. Because crying is all that you can do in a situation like that.

Family Matters: Did you know...

1) Why did they keep replacing family members? You see, Urkle's pants are like a meter, and they are rising because of all the people he killed to meet his death quota. His soul will never be free

Sister Sister: Did you know....

1) They were lesbians.

Three's Company, Hangin' With Mr. Cooper, Dear John, The Jeffersons: Did you know...

1) They're all the same show.

TGIF: Did you know...

1) Look at all those years without TGIF. That's why the terrorists hate us. We cant keep constant family oriented quality friday night programming. Without the noble lessons of the Tanner family, al Queda fell into a rough crowd.

--==List Compiled By: Nick Crocco & Andrew Dowis==--

Harry Potter!

Well, on Saturday I stayed up until 4am to finish reading Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. So now I've read all of Harry Potetr so far! It's such an amazing series of books. Now, don't tell anyone this, but it's the only book that has ever made me cry. Order of the Phoenix, when Mrs.Weasley hugs Harry in the hospital. Yes, I'm a sucker. So um, yeah. I'm an offical Harry Potter fan. They're so good. If you haven't read them, then what are you waiting for?? Now I'm off to cry myself to sleep since I have no more Harry, and then I shall dream of the last 4 horcruxes.

The only Verdict is Vengeance

"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vangquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

Probably one of the coolest quotes I've heard in a long time. From V for Vendetta. And if you don't know what it means, I've translated it for you:

"This facade, not just a thin covering of arrogance, is a sign of the voice of the people, whom are now empty, gone, just like the once crucial voice of the like that now idolizes what they once belittled. However, this brave visitation of a by-gone displeasure, stands to shake things up, and has vowed to crush these dishonorable and dangerous rats which are leading sin and shamefulness who serve brutally cruel, they who abuse the will. The only conclusion is revenge; a grudge, held as a pledge, not futile, for the value and reality of such shall one day justify the watchful and the righteous. In fact, this soup of many words has gone most long-winded in relation to an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

Remember, remember, the 5th of November

Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot...

Wow, it's been a while between updates. Guess I've just been busy. First off, if you don't know what the above poem is, it's an old English nursery rhyme referring the when Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament on November 5th 1605. With that being said, go see V for Vendetta. One of the best movies I've seen in a very very long time. See it in Imax if you have the means :)

I also started reading Harry Potter. And by started, I mean I'm almost done with all of the 6 books haha. I dunno why I never read them, they are very fun and addicting. I enjoy them thoroughly :)

Work's been fun. If anyone would like a very neat Spider-Man 3 wallpaper, go over http://spiderman.sonypictures.com and click downloads - new. Made by yours truly :)

So yeah. Go see V for Vendetta. Read Harry Potter. Download the wallpaper. Do it now!

TV!!

FINALLY!! My new TV came on thursday!!! It's a 42 inch Sony LCD HD TV. So cool! Movies look incredible on it! I also get HD channels using my little rabbit ears! They look so cool! Hooray new tv!! Everyone come over and we shall watch TV, movies, and play game! What are you waiting for????